FAMILIAR ANIMAL

I once managed to (just about) suspend 2 toothpicks in my moustache; it was pretty rad. A really creative way to use 2 toothpicks, I feel.

Artist Scott Weaver has used 100’000 thousand to produce the most charming interactive sculpture I have ever seen. He could have saved himself a lot of hassle if he’d just been as inventive as me, but whatever.

Working on the reasonable assumption that my facebook news feed and the degenerates that populate it can be used as an indicator of national sentiment, then the nation appears to have popped a collective boner over Will & Kate: The Movie. This made for TV sensation combines a delightfully opportunistic release date with the finest acting talent outside of Hollywood and is bound to secure its place alongside Spice Girls in the history of cultural landmarks.

Sadly for Television X the internet appears to have finally reached buzz-saturation, for A Royal Romp the Will & Kate porno remains a relatively unknown entity, living a depraved existence in the badlands of the internet.

For better or worse I present this ‘super soft’ cut for one and all to enjoy. Come April 30th I for one will be finding my way to TVX to revel in the meeting of two Great British past times.

Four men, one judge, a field, Cumberland, England. They stand smoking their pipes; a contest of speed, behind a local shop. This is athleticism, this is culture, this is art.

Four hundred and one men and women, commenting on four men, one judge, a field, Cumberland, England, on the internet. They produce anachronistic comments about weed smoking and cancer; they debate pipe smoking theory and speculate about causes of death. This is idiocy, this is banality, this is the internet.

Domo Genesis ft. Hodgy Beats - TANGGOLF